GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a car